Conversations....

Dude: Do you have guinness?
Bar Dude: We have guinness in a can.
Dude: Yeah can i get a guinness in a can without a glass.
Bar Dude: Do you want a glass with the can?
Dude: Yeah. A glass would be great.

What?!

'tis a beautiful thing

if only i could drop $375 on shoes without blinking.

Conversations...

kate: klaus approaches EVERYONE so much so that we were thinking about training him to not engage with people. like doggie stranger danger.
jess: ha! i love it. doggie stranger danger.
kate:but then the other day he was barking like crazy at this guy who was in a wheel chair and just kept going back and forth in front of me. he had a trash bag tied around his neck and was def a little unstable. i felt bad that klaus was barking.
jess: that is kinda sad. your dog discriminates against the handicapped.
kate: everyday devin says, "kate, how did we get the cutest dog ever??"
jess: i say that about my cats too but then i remember i stole them from their hooker kitty crack mama...and her pimp.

Yes please!

I think my heart exploded when I saw this bag.

xoxox

Barack Obama is your new bicycle.

I found this site today. Maybe I am the last to know about it but I love it anyway.

Plus there are Hilary spinoffs!

Conversation...In my head.

My new downstairs neighbor is loud.

Let's Run Away Pt. 2

Let's run away and build a cabin. There we can make baked scrambles in mini cast iron pans, listen to the new beach house, catch up on the past three months of W, Nylon, Soma and Art in America, take bubble baths and go on walks to pick wild flowers.

No really. Lets!

Conversations...

Jess: I don't play well with others.
Kel: You are doing well right now.
Jess: That's because I like you.
Kel: That's nice.
Jess: And because you are vulnerable right now....and that makes it better.

Recovery.

Thanks to everyone that offered support to Björn in our time of need.

You are all my kitty angels.

He is doing very well.

And his sister is pleased.

ThunderAnt

This is the first time I have laughed since last friday. I found the website for Carrie Brownstien and Fred Armison's comedy duo ThunderAnt.

See videos. Laugh out loud. It's cool...no one is around to see you act like a complete nerd.

(At least that is what I tell myself.)

'we're goin' in an ambulenc-ahh'